The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.

It's the inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dokutabiru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Man, hot air balloon rides keep getting more expensive every year.

But I guess that’s just inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why did Billy ride a hot air balloon?

He wanted to be a Billyonair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I needed hot air balloon pilots for an event. I could either hire or use prison labor.

Dad told me I should weigh the pros and cons first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exaball
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I wanted to be a hot air balloon pilot

But that career never really got off the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreviousWater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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The hot air balloon driver is refusing to come down, and the cops are still trying to figure out why.

Everything is still up in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A hot air balloon company went out of business

Because high inflation rates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbjorn124
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I’ve been trying to start a hot air balloon business

I just can’t seem to get it off the ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerodsanto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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My mate lives in a hot air balloon.

He's got the high life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Went to an event that was supposed to have lots of hot air balloons...

...It did not. Email exchange with dad:

Dad: Hey son, how were the balloons?

Me: Total lie. There was 1 balloon for 15 minutes.

Dad: That blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwayshungry88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Sure my dad didn't write this, but it was always one of his favorites. The organs were having a meeting...

"Did I ever tell you about the asshole?"

"What?"

"Well, the asshole was at a meeting with all of the other body parts, and they were deciding who should be in charge of the whole body, right? So first, the brain says, 'C'mon, obviously I should be the boss. I do all of the decisions, thinking--why is this even a question?'

'Well, good luck doing all of the thinking if you can't see where you're going,' say the eyes. 'We should be in charge.'

'What good is it going to do seeing, if you can't get anywhere?' asked the legs.

'Well, without us, you'd have no oxygen,' said the lungs.

'Are you serious?' said the stomach. 'How are you supposed to process energy and do any of this stuff, without me??'

'Well, what about me?' piped up the asshole. 'I'm important too..'

'You?!?' laughed the other parts. 'Shut up, asshole!'

So the asshole went on strike.

A week and a half later, the brain couldn't think straight. The eyes couldn't focus, the legs were asleep from sitting on the pot, and the stomach was so jammed up full of crap that the lungs could barely breathe.

Finally, they all went to the asshole and said, 'Look, we're sorry, we're sorry!! Just come back to work, you can be in charge!'

...and that's why all bosses are assholes."

Miss ya, Pops.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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