Hospitalised Puns

A list of puns related to "Hospitalised"

Just got hospitalised due to a peekaboo accident

They put me in the ICU

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👤︎ u/getyourmoneysworth
📅︎ Jan 24 2022
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My cousin was hospitalised after shoving 28 small plastic horses in his rectum.

Doctors described his condition as stable.

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👤︎ u/Jarovnik
📅︎ Apr 26 2022
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A man was recently hospitalised with 6 plastic horses inside of him.

The doctor is describing his condition as stable.

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter
📅︎ Apr 22 2022
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How did the lump of cheese react to surviving a traffic incident, being hospitalised and with only minor injuries?

He was grateful to be alive and Brie again.

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👤︎ u/sourceshrek
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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Dis you hear about the man who was hospitalised after using a baguette as an improvised sex toy?

The doctor said it was a complete pain in the ass.

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👤︎ u/ApacheFlame
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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what did Ishmael write inside the card he sent to Ahab in the hospital?

Get whale soon

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👤︎ u/whalehale
📅︎ May 16 2022
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Just got hospitalised due to a peekaboo accident

They put me in ICU

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👤︎ u/TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420
📅︎ Dec 20 2021
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A man was recently hospitalised with 6 plastic horses inside of him.

The doctor is describing his condition as stable.

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👤︎ u/tttestm
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse

The doctor said his condition was stable

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👤︎ u/renegaderis
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic horses up his arse...

The doctors described his condition as "stable"...

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👤︎ u/MrMonument
📅︎ Aug 20 2013
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