What do you call a unicorne with two horns?

A bull

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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
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What do you call an expert wine taster from the horn of Africa?

A Somalier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peva3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I don’t mean to toot my own horn

But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.

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What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?

Beep Repaired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.

Operation Toot And Calm β€˜Em will last a week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a cow with horns painted red?

Moocifer

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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I don't like to toot my own horn,

But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whudaboutit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My daughter put her eye patch on my girlfriend's head like a horn.

Who knew she was able to breed unicornias

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My car horn wasn’t working, so I took it to a Boy Scout.

He fixed it and said, β€œBeep repaired”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn

A punicorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hooterscadoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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{air horn sound}

{second air horn sound}

Me: β€œThis isn’t deodorant.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?

It's called a unicornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhalesWails
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?

A eunuchorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grammatikaas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What does Japanese bull say just before killing someone with its horns?

Omaewa moo shindeiru

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shameless_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What does a cow’s car horn sounds like?

Beef beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?

The tip of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Punniest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...

a horse with zero horns is an acorn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tripoblast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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If ants had horns what will they be called?

antlers..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullbrowny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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How do you call horns for insects?

Ant-lers

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I hate to toot my own horn, but.....

Traffic is horrible!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe2u2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Seismologists predict a 9.2 magnitude earthquake will hit the Horn of Africa region.

It will really shake Djibouti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Historyguy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.

It was a real unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I’ve been learning to play a Ram’s Horn.

Shofar so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefferyt51
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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The scoutmaster and the mechanic (probably heard before) What did the mechanic say to the scoutmaster when he fixed the horn on his car?

Beep repaired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterscuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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Grabbed the Bull by the Horns. imgur.com/BVWkRJa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dajachiz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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When you hear a train’s horn...

Are you utilizing your engine-ear?

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What do you call a single French Horn playing Star Wars?

A French Han Solo

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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I'm taking lessons to be a substitute horn player at a local synagogue

Shofar, so good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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We just heard a fire engine speeding down the road blaring sirens and honking the horn

"He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed"

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I have this nurse shark trophy with Chicago Bulls horns.

I call it the Bull-shark. My bro told me I should take the tags off the horns, I told him, "Nah, leave 'em on, I want people to know he's fresh." True Story.

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Not to toot my own horn but...

Honk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muffinman54lit
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"

"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What do you call a unicorn with no horn?

A eunuch-corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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What did the Boy Scout say after he fixed his dad's car horn?

"Beep repaired."

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What did Scar say after he fixed his car horn?

BEEP REPAIRED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?

A Eunuchorn

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