A list of puns related to "Hog Badger"
Platform: PC (possibly MAC)
Year: '96 to '02
Genre: First person shooter
Graphics: Mostly 2D art, static screens, usually grassy areas
Gameplay: Because of the plethora of hunting games, it's been hard to track this one down. In the game, you were able to hunt either opossums or badgers or hogs or boars or something else, but I'm not sure which one. I just remember it wasn't the typical deer, elk, turkey, or bear.
The main thing though, while hunting, you couldn't move. The screen was static (uncertain if you could change screens), and animals would appear from the sides. This is very similar to Oregon Trail 2 and the 1st Deer Hunter from 1997.
I'm uncertain if this was online flash or from a physical CD-ROM. But due to the time period (which I'm 100% certain of), it's doubtful that it was web-based.
Overall, the game wasn't impressive, but it's the one I haven't figured out yet. And the house I played it at borrowed our Redneck Rampage CD. Never got it back. Fuckers.
I just think it is kind of a coincidence (probably only to me) that Bielema is going to Ark and I almost became a hog myself but then I made a final decision to become a badger (Grad school matter..)
i am here proud to say that I converted to a badger wholeheartedly
moving to Madison in several weeks! I hope its all easy transition :D I hope someone here want to show me around/hangout/have a meet up sometime after I arrive...
P.S. I don't actually follow college fb, but oh well.
Edit: trying to save myself :< didnt think the post conveyed what i actually mean.
I love how schools take so much pride in their mascot. Itβd be so cool if those schools led the charge to protect habitats for the animal they choose to represent them
Edit: yβall make me laugh
Phil
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Pets are a fairly common sociological phenomenon to the species of the Galactic Legal Quorum. For some, like the Baikanor, aesthetics are key. They keep vividly colored bird type pets, which sing melodically. Some, like the Xickthi, keep pets for practical purposes, feeding foodwaste biomatter to their hog-like dimu. The packbonding Merr keep a few sperlin around simply to fill out pack numbers.
But Humans kept pets for a great many reasons. Aesthetics, companionship, anxiety relief. Studies show humans recover from illness and injury faster when visited by "care animals".
Human pets run the gamut from small fish to massive predators. Goldfish, gerbils, hedgehogs, rats, ferrets, hamsters, cats, dogs, lizards, snakes, way too many kinds of insects. Humans will keep nearly anything as a pet.
Dogs, though. Dogs were a feat unseen in the universe. Humans have been breeding dogs for longer than they have been able to keep records. And they bred them to do absolutely insane things.
Huskies were bred to run dozens, even hundreds of miles, with little rest, in arctic conditions, while towing hundreds of [kilograms] behind them.
Dachshund were bred to hunt badgers IN their burrows.
There are multiple breeds dedicated to hunting bears. BEARS! When most GLQ members hear about bears for the first time, they assume it's some sort of joke, right up until they see pictures. And humans, those lunatics, decided bears needed HUNTING. Pointy sticks and sharp rocks weren't getting the job done alone, so humans took their hunting dogs, and specifically bred them to hunt bears. Some bears weigh in at over [400KG]! They hunted massive, clawed, flesh eating monsters with pointy sticks and dogs that barely weighed a tenth of what their prey weighed.
Bulldogs. Foxhounds. Rat terriers. Humans bred a dog to hunt everything. Rhodesian ridgebacks were used to hunt lions. LIONS! What kind of [expletive deleted] murder minded [expletive deleted] takes an apex predator, tames it, trains it, and then redesigns it to hunt OTHER apex predators?
And do you know what's worse? Humans love them. Humans bred apex predator hunting monsters, capable of taking on class 10 death world nightmares, AND WINNING...and they keep them as PETS! They live in the same houses, eat in the same place, some even sleep in the SAME BED! Two top tier predators from wildly different evolutionary branches of a death world teamed up and are practically symbiotic at this point. Not just pets, but fa
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Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
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This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
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