Higher Rank Puns

A list of puns related to "Higher Rank"

My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.

He's criminally underrated to be honest.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Are vampires considered undead?

If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?

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👤︎ u/sugarparfait
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Phone rings.......Dad: What does the Caller ID say?......Son: It says Private Caller......

Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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TIL that the Bloods once owned then destroyed 9% of the Bitcoin market in 2014

Higher ranking members of the Bloods held 9% of the coins that had been mined up to 2014. They suddenly and abruptly destroyed the wallets that contained the bitcoins in late 2014.

It wasn’t discovered until 2017 when a former member spoke to the press when the prices spiked. When asked the reason for destroying the fortune he said “cause it’s a Crip-tocurrency”

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👤︎ u/Tinetsu
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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