Need a pun, quick

I own a print shop named Lafayette Blueprint, and I’m taking my dog, who is a Blue Heeler, to work with me today. I need a witty pun to make a post on my businesses Facebook page today. What ya got reddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeaneBeane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I have an Australian cattle dog I named after a country music diva.

She’s my Faith Heeler.

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Was walking the dog this morning.

I figured out that our heeler is part alien, because he leaves crap circles instead of crop circles.

(he gets so excited on walks that he doesn't "squat still", instead going in a circle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jehannum_505
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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