Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Headed"
Miner: mine.
European
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
"Time to go pay the Bills."?
Catch you on the flip side!
Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.
He’s a real smooth operator.
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend “I don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say “Captain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”
He looks them in the eye and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
Dad: 'Turn around and you'll see me now!'
A gingerbread man
Fed Sheeran
All generations agree that the bird is the word.
And s little to the left.
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
Have a spawesome time. Wonder if she’ll come back.
https://imgur.com/a/6PDSUiT
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!
He is the 'Ginger Breadman'!
...and that's my Bucket list
I'm putting a rear end in my recliner.
I named him Cerberish.
Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: I just wanted to let you know you’re off the air.
Host: Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it.
Caller: It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that.
Vonn Voyage!!
Brittle.
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize
Dad: wow, that is unBelizable
He said "I could stand to pee." Ugh
Miner: Mine
the miner responds "mine."
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