The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
Because โadolescentโ rhymes surprisingly well with โI donโt listenโ.
"Time to go pay the Bills."?
Catch you on the flip side!
Not much has changed though, heโs still a ginger-bred man.
Heโs a real smooth operator.
Dad: 'Turn around and you'll see me now!'
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that itโs a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend โI donโt think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.โ
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say โCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.โ
He looks them in the eye and says, โIโm sorry gentlemen. This isnโt a democracy. Itโs a dictatorship.โ
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
Fed Sheeran
A gingerbread man
All generations agree that the bird is the word.
And s little to the left.
Upon arrival, she couldn't remember which were groceries and which were paint colors.
Have a spawesome time. Wonder if sheโll come back.
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the miner responds "mine."
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!
He is the 'Ginger Breadman'!
...and that's my Bucket list
I'm putting a rear end in my recliner.
I named him Cerberish.
Vonn Voyage!!
Scene: A radio newsroom.
Caller: I just wanted to let you know youโre off the air.
Host: Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it.
Caller: It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that.
Brittle.
Across from us in the train was a very nice older couple from California. We are also American so naturally we got along just fine. As we were towards the end of our trip coming into Prague. The older man across from us looks at his wife and says, "What do you get when you marry a woman from the Czech Republic? A Czech mate". His wife's eyes rolled to the back of her head while my wife and I slowly looked at each other and busted out with laughter. Great way to end the 5.75 hour train ride.
Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize
Dad: wow, that is unBelizable
In Florida, we have what's called the Sunpass to get through the tolls without pay lanes.
Me: "yo, you should probably get out your Sunpass if we're taking the turnpike."
Friend: "I don't think I need to, the sign said it's a freeway."
Well played.
He said "I could stand to pee." Ugh
