There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Son: Dad, do you have another blanket by you? I’m cold
Dad: Go stand in the corner son, it’s 90° over there
Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.
It’s the weekend immune system.
It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
People usually say, “let’s blow this popsicle stand,” when they are at a place where people are cold and have the proverbial, “stick up their ass.”
Just found out I have a cold and the stomach flu.
I’ve got the Friday Night Blights
What did the cold and angry man have for dinner?
A BrrrrGrrrrr
if you have a bad cold, the first thing you do in the morning is get coughy.
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
I was sitting outside with my wife, without shoes, and I said ‘my feet are cold’. She said ‘that’s because you have bare feet’.
I said ‘they’re not bare feet, they’re man feet’.
Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
For years people have mocked how easily I get cold.
Well, now the gloves are off.
I think I have a cold on Christmas
Hopefully that doesn’t put my on Santa’s snotty list.
I have a terrible cold and my nose will not stop running.
You might think its funny but its snot.
What do you say when you have a cold and you’re tired?
I might be coughy, but I need a coffee.
When I have a cold, I can speak the language of the forest quite...
Flu-Ently.
My wife told me I have to quit cold turkey...
No left overs for me on thanksgiving!
I have to keep the temperature in my house warm at night because cold air gives me atheism attacks...
...it makes me Confucian all night long.
The Cold War would have never been the Cold War if it weren't for the draft.
