A list of puns related to "Have Baby"
I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
That's too many babies.
About a calf an hour.
I told her she’s ovaryacting.
They can't read
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
Via Sea-section
Because I can’t stop looking achoo
But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha
It’s called “Heavy Doody.”
are they just kidding
I said, "Yes. Steve."
She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"
"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"
I said, “ Are you sure your baby would like it?”
He was named Justin Case.
It's hard to find organ donors.
Me: Probably a bathing suit.
Wife: ...? *Glares
Mr. Witch had a hollow weenie.
They're both tender and mild.
There was no gun control
Ginger-bred!
Whenever I see him, he makes me happy. I tell him, “You are my son, Shane.”
He said he just wanted Juan Moore.
He said, "absolutely not. Babies should have baths, not showers."
Daddy robot says “number 1 or number 10?”
I said, "yeah, that's the plan."
"When we work out the kinks"
She was non-hobbit forming.
He said, "Congratulations, I hope it's a boy or a girl!"
Quick as a whip until the day he died.
He looks adorabull
It only had a little trunk.
What do they do with the liver?
[shows image of a build by God]
She's a new egg.
I told her, no need. I already know how to shake them.
But there was a shipping delay
…but as he grows older and bigger, Daddy Balloon insists he sleeps in his own bed.
Baby Balloon doesn't like being all alone, he misses his Mommy and Daddy so much, that after a few nights, he tries to sneak back into Mommy Balloon and Daddy Balloon's bed, only to find that he had grown too big to fit in the bed with them!
He decides to let some air out of Mommy Balloon, but there's still not enough room, so he let's some air out of Daddy Balloon, but again there's not enough room, so he lets some air out of himself and finally he fits into the bed!
Well, the following morning Daddy Balloon is furious!
"I am very disappointed with you!" says Daddy Balloon. "Not only have you let your Mother down, but you have let me down and let yourself down!"
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