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Harpoons Puns

A list of puns related to "Harpoons"

How do reavers clean their harpoons?

They run them through the Wash.

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👤︎ u/JadedByEntropy
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Philae Lander's harpoons couldn't comet twitter.com/Philae2014/st…
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👤︎ u/cocacoler
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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Like many, I fear the dentist office. I never leave for an appointment without my trusty harpoon, in case things go sideways. My dentist asked what am I so afraid of.

JAWS!

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👤︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor!

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👤︎ u/yon_LEGEND
📅︎ Nov 28 2022
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you know sea mammals have a Southern drawl?

If you ask one how its doing, it will respond "I'M WHALE"

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👤︎ u/RemnantReturning
📅︎ Jan 06 2023
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What's another name for a harpoon fisher?

A school shooter

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👤︎ u/Metallic_Mayhem
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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What's the most carefree way to get breakfast when you are out at sea?

Harpoon a fritatta!

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👤︎ u/PiercedGeek
📅︎ Oct 15 2022
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What do you call a firefly who is from the space ?

A Bug Lightyear

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👤︎ u/Fartbulous
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?

Futon Harpoon

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👤︎ u/ThatChapThere
📅︎ Jun 09 2021
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What weapon do angels use?

A HARPoon

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What did the spiritual fisherman say to the whale?

Everything harpoons for a reason

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👤︎ u/ToBeanOrNotToBean_
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/hibdob
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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