I've finally fused marijuana with hard liquor!

Go on, take pot shots at my invention!

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📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Selling kitchen utensils is a wisky business

So is selling hard liquor

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle
📅︎ Jan 23
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So a man sees his pastor at a liquor store on Sunday...

A man sees a priest buying hard liquor on a Sunday at a shop down the street from the church the priest is the pastor of. Surprised, the man, who went to that church, asked why he was buying a 5th of Jagermeister.

The priest said, "it's an old catholic secret that Jagermeister helps ease constipation, which one of the nuns has.

So the guy shrugs and leaves, only to see the priest later that day, not halfway back to the church, drunk as a skunk in the gutter, tipping the brown paper bag with Jagermeister in it all the way back as he drinks it.

He pulls up in his car and asks, "I thought you said it was for a nun's constipation!?"

The priest grunted, "It is! She's going to shit herself when she sees me like this!"

I'm posting this, my grandfather's joke, in honor of him passing a few months ago.

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📅︎ May 29 2015
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I asked my dad if he wanted to stop at the liquor outlet as we drove past it to get some beer... (the sign for the store said "Liquor Outlet")

He replied, "Liquor outlet? I hardly know her!"

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👤︎ u/Coldbeerzz
📅︎ Jun 29 2016
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