What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock
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What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
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This happens way too often
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What happens to a turtle when it dies?
It goes into riga-tortoise
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What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
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What happens to elements after they die?
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What happens when a frog gets a concussion?
It becomes a foggy froggy.
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What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
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What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
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What happens when CIA goes to sleep?
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What happens when you fart in church?
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What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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what happens when "N" goes to bed?
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What would happen if Iran became communist?
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What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
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What happens before a tsunami of ducks
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
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What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What happens when you put a bunch of lads together?
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What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
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A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked βwhat happens if the ball lands in the houseβ
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
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What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
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What happens when one duck defeats another duck?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
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What happens when you eat tin foil?
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
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What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
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What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
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What happens when a ghost becomes a dad
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So THATβS what happens when a diety gets disappointed...
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Wit happens
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What happens if you punch a frequency
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What happens when you eat 3.14 slices of pizza?
You get really full.
What, were you expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
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What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Karen did that actually happen
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What happens to cars after they die?
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what happens when you get hurt doing yoga?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What happens every 60 seconds?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What happens when Eren's pant is loose?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What happens when someone leaves Finland?
They cross the finish line
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a peace of mind.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
What happens when a frog's car breaks?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What happens when someone with a tiny voice gets angry?
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It becomes a laughing stock.
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