It Happens Puns

A list of puns related to "It Happens"

If the end of the world happens, I want it to be hailing taxis.
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👤︎ u/MerseySideAlt9
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?

It has a caws and effect relationship

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👤︎ u/cowsgobumpinthenight
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?

It becomes a warehouse.

Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.

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👤︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down ??

It gets "toad" away

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👤︎ u/gp_11
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

It becomes egg sighted

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👤︎ u/hamadaeleleimy
📅︎ May 12 2020
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What happens to a turtle when it dies?

It goes into riga-tortoise

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👤︎ u/AbortedMunk
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day

It said Juicy.

Turns out it was an article of clothing.

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👤︎ u/Le_Gitzen
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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My buddy Jerry had to get taken to the hospital, unfortunately it looked like he needed to be operated on. He was unconscious and when he came to, he asked “what’s going to happen, am I going to be alright?”

I told him; ‘Surgery’.

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👤︎ u/BostonFan69
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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👤︎ u/ThroneDiscs
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

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👤︎ u/Strungen
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

Everyone steps in poodles.

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👤︎ u/Corpse1984
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?

It becomes DAYTROGEN!

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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If a pun happens and no one is around to hear it, is it a pun at all?

Question in study guide: The term evacuative proctography is also commonly called ____________.

Me studying alone: um, hmm....eeesh..not sure..idk. Oh wait, defacogram!

Also me, silently: can’t believe I just pulled that answer outta my ass

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👤︎ u/seawoo10
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?

You get gravy

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👤︎ u/lafilafi
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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I hate it when it happens

How do you feel when your appointment is cancelled?

You are disappointed

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👤︎ u/099nightwalker
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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A school collapsed on itself during school hours. When did it happen?

After math.

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👤︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?

They get Dell-eted

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👤︎ u/Sylveon10101
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What happens to a square when it watches porn

It becomes an erectangle

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👤︎ u/fairywithcancer
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?

it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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👤︎ u/SinSlayer420
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What happens to a wooden board when it takes a lady home?

It gets nailed

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👤︎ u/Predagoal30
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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It's what happens when you have a gala versus a college frat party.

There was a shooting at the party yesterday. Thankfully, there were no casualties. Well, that's mainly because it was a formal party, so people were only wearing seriousties.

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👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What happens to a recycling bin after you crash into it on your bike?

It becomes a decycling bin.

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👤︎ u/MattA2930
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Its going to happen
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👤︎ u/illegalBacon83
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What happens when you put Jar Jar Binks in a Mason jar and slightly open it?

you get a Jar Jar in an Ajar Jar.

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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My friend, who happens to be a female sheep, made a clone of herself and had sex with her clone. My entire friend group was totally disgusted, but I encouraged it, and said...

Ewe do ewe.

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👤︎ u/Youtuatoot
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"

Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"

Man doesn't laugh

Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."

No response

Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wonder Woman"

Nothing

Clown asks: "Have you heard of the baseball team the Chicago Hot Dogs? They are the wurst"

Doesn't crack a smile

Clown asks: "Why was the alcoholic so annoying? He wined too much"

Clown starts to get nervous

Clown asks: "The disinterested hockey player got a penalty. What was it? Boarding"

Blank look

Clown asks: "What is a nun's favorite card game? Old Maid"

Yawn

Clown asks: "How do crustaceans celebrate birthdays? With crab cakes"

Annoyed

Clown asks: "What do you call a champion deer? A Win-doe"

grasping at straws

Finally Clown asks: "How do sheep sleep when they have nightmares? Baaaaadly"

He never laughs. Clown gives him his $100 and asks "Did any of my jokes make you laugh?"

Man says "No pun-in-ten-did"

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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My job is telling genuine trees apart from fake trees. I was so worried I'd be bad at it but as it happens I'm quite good.

That's a real leaf.

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👤︎ u/TwoAdenine
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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What would happen if I ordered a hatchet from Europe and had it shipped?

I could have a foreign axe sent.

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👤︎ u/ordeliadruilla
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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It’s a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory won’t happen. After all, I’m sure the strategy would have...

Rectum.

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👤︎ u/Emeraldzoroark
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Don't you just hate it when that happens
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👤︎ u/DaCrazMon
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

It can bearly see.

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👤︎ u/merimishonen
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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I’m reading a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it
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👤︎ u/ALL_THE_HYPE_
📅︎ Jul 21 2018
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What happens when a coin lands on its side?

I can't make heads or tails of it.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?

It is now the lightest.

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👤︎ u/rewind44
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I can’t seem to remember what happens to a tree after you cut it down.

I’m stumped

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👤︎ u/Sanjifu
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?

It loses its cool.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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I got mugged under a tree once. Should have known it would happen, though. That place was shady.
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👤︎ u/Denovation
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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👤︎ u/bishboshTV
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad

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👤︎ u/Sunshine060317
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?

it becomes egg sighted

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when it's bright outside?

It becomes daytrogen

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👤︎ u/DaRealEnderguy
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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👤︎ u/Mcab00
📅︎ May 27 2019
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