A list of puns related to "Kristian Bush"
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On today's handler hangout it was basically confirmed there will be a total of 15 seasonals on Seasonal Shanty, and that the Core Seasonals (Punkleton, Yool, Schmoochle, Hoola, Blabbit) are like single elementals of the island, while the others (Gobbleygourd, Clavavera, Jam Boree, and the unreleased seasonals) are like double elementals. That actually makes the breeding mechanics of Seasonal Shanty make alot more sense.
Something interesting about this is that there isn't actually enough islands for 15 seasonals:
5 Natural Seasonals
2 Fire Seasonals (assuming there will be a fire oasis exclusive seasonal)
4 Magical Seasonals
2 Ether and Sanctum Seasonals
Jam Boree
= 14
It seems like the 15th seasonal will be part of a currently unreleased island (It can't go on Shugabush Island bcuz BBB isn't allowed to change Shugabush's song)
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
The only thing I knew about Matt Nathanson was Sugarland doing a great cover of his "Come On Get Higher" song on their stellar Love On The Inside album (Kristian Bush from that duo is such a huge U2 fan he has a green Gretsch guitar with "The Goal Is Soul" written on it, exactly like the one Bono plays...er, played π) .
I just heard Nathanson's new album that covers the entire Achtung Baby album and it's well worth a listen. Terrible title, though - it's Achtung Matty.
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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