I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.
Almost nothing wood work.
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos
But I never managed to put a set together.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...
But this is as close as I could get.
I toiled for hours trying to come up with a good joke about airplanes.
In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.
It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.
My son asked me "where does poo come from?" I was a little flustered, but did my best to explain about food, stomach, intestines, digestion, etc.
He looked confused, then stared at me in stunned silence. After a few seconds he asked "And Tigger?"
I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...
I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks about…
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?
When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.
These days everyone seems to be going for progressiveness until it comes to something they really care about.
& hence I don't care 'bout anything.
I tried to come up with a good dad joke about cars
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
When it comes to jokes about Eugenics,
I’ve been trying to come up with jokes about people who don’t exercise
But none of them work out
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen, the door is always open.
When it comes to what I like most about dad jokes, I will say this:
Have you heard about the new line of Beastie Boys DIY furniture? It comes with everything for step 2 and beyond.
But you gotta fight! For your right! To part A!
I've been waiting for someone else to come up with a brilliant joke about a clock, and grew tired of waiting so I made one up myself
Did you hear about the movie called Constipated? it hasn't come out yet.
I just read a story about a man whose shirt always comes back to him no matter what he does to it
I was trying to come up with jokes about golf...
...but they were all subpar
I've been trying to come up with jokes about unemployment
I am trying to come up with a joke about momentum
But I just can’t seem to get it going.
I tried to come up with a pun about qucksand..
People get so heated up about whether the milk comes first in tea or cereal
Personally i prefer that the tea comes first, then the milk, and then the cereal.
When it comes to metaphors about knowledge, no ledge is too high to aspire to
I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...
...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.
When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
I wanted to come up with a joke about communism
When I couldn’t I wasn’t to upset, I just shrugged it off and said Soviet
I can't wait until we're all gathered around the table and as we're about to eat, I'll ask my family as I do each and every year, "What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?"
And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"
I told my girlfriend I wished I could come up with a good pun about Lavendar
Then everyone would lav en dar'd be fun all around
The worst part about having depression is masturbating; clearly nuttin's going to come of it.
When a stock trader starts talking about buying "blue chips" and "dip" this is what comes to mind.
When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
When it comes to board games about buying real estate,
I was telling my friend Ted about a drug dependent acquaintance, who always comes off as rude. I told my friend:
Son: "From where a person comes from, says a lot about him."
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I can get.
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, 'My door is always open!'
If anyone wants to come and talk about why my stuff keeps getting stolen...
When it comes to what I like most about dad jokes, I will say this:
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