What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
What happened to the Jews' foreskin?
So, a thing happened at work.....
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Did anyone hear what happened to planet Earth last night?
What happened to the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
Of course, this never happened, but we can dream!
My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-
What happened to the Baked Beans that went around Australia?
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
What happened when the two bullets got married?
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? I found out why it happened.
He couldn’t see that well.
What happened to the boy who got tomato sauce in his eyes?
Dunno. But he probably learnt his lesson because Heinz sight is 20/20!
You know what happened to amber heard from aqua man 2?
What happened when the geese fell down stairs?
They all got goose bumps.
Ever hear what happened to the dead guy who was put on display?
Did you hear what happened to the robber who stole a calendar?
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
Did you hear what happened to the coin theif?
He got caught for penny crime!
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
What happened when the stove stopped working?
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Once upon a time a lion and a cheetah had a race . This is what happened.
What happened when the cargo ship full of books sank?
So this happened today... this is why I love Reddit.
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
What happened when the leader of Russia went to jail
What happened to the woman who sat on the meat slicer?
Last night, taking a walk on the beach... Came across a police car stuck in the sand about 3 feet from the water...I asked the driver what happened...
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer employee that beat up a Duracell employee?
He got charged with battery.
What happened when Santa didn't pay to park his sleigh?
This happened a while back, I was dropping my 7 year old school son to school. “Son, hurry up, we’re running late.”
Son: “no dad, we’re walking late.”
What happened to Betty Crocker?
Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
You know what happened to the guy who wanted to use "MyDick" as his password?
The Website told him that he can't do it because his password is "too short"
What happened when Darth Vader destroyed Alderaan?
It was blown to sithereens!
This just happened:
My 3 month old son is blowing bubbles, and my wife says, "I hope we get giggles out of you soon!"
I said, "He's pretty close, maybe next year!"
Wife to son: "That's the oldest dad joke in the book, buddy!"
Me: "It gets older every year!"
What happened when the girl didn’t pay her exorcist
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What happened when the stove stopped working?
What happened when the leader of Russia committed a crime?
What happened to the shoplifter that stole a calendar?
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