Who will be the next baseball player inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Naturally

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What kind of nails do they use in the rock and role hall of fame?

9 Inch Nails

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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The story of Mike and the dad joke hall of fame

Hello everyone. Today, a 72-year-old man named Mike came into my office. Mike blessed me with many gifts, a sampling of which I would like to share with you all here.

First, Mike asked how I was. I said "good, how are you?" Mike: I had a dream last night I was a muffler. And when I woke up it scared me because I was exhausted.

Mike also has an ex wife. "My Ex wife was so ugly her mom made her go trick or treating by telephone so she didn’t scare the other children."

Not just one ex wife, Mike has two ex wives. "My ex wife was so ugly I used to take her to work with me so I didn’t have to kiss her goodbye"

Mike does a lot of work for various charities. "I asked the lady at a restaurant if I could post my flyer for an event in the window. She said 'that depends, are you a non-profit?' I said 'lady I've got two ex wives, I haven't had profit in 30 years!'"

Those darn ex wives. "I’m so poor a pick pocket tried to rob me the other day and all he got was practice."

Mike actually came to my office to tell me about a basketball camp he's putting on next week. He's been playing basketball for 64 years. "I was a great athlete in high school. I was voted most valuable player by all the cheerleaders."

There was one girl though who got away. "There was a girl who lived down the street and I used to call her all the time and say 'Sarah, can I come over?' and she'd say no. So one day she called & said β€œMike, come over, nobody's home.” So I went to her house and she was right, there wasn’t anybody there."

That girl may be why he didn't play baseball. "I played football, basketball and track. Someone asked me 'Mike, why didn't you play baseball?' I said 'because I was already so good at striking out!'"

Anyways, Mike went on to have a lengthy career in TV and radio, until he didn't. "I had to quit my job for medical reasons. My boss said I made her sick."

Thank you for your time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCisme5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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If you follow this link to comments, and check OP's gif, this should be in the hall of fame...

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/aqpdep/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed/egho6hb?context=1

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call members of the King of the Hill Hall of Fame?

Apex Legends

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Did you hear that Barry Bonds and Roger Clements didn’t make the hall of fame?

Eh, they had their shot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Smashmouth belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

At least that's what somebody once told me.

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They should make a section in the Hall of Fame for people who have famously cheated in a sport

It'd be called "The Pros and Cons List."

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My dad at the Hockey Hall of Fame.

Me: I want to try on the Team Russia jersey...

Dad: Go ahead!

Me: Help me bring them down so I can try the different sizes.

Dad: Why can't you do it yourself?

Me: Just help me so I can check!!

Dad: You said you wanted Russian not Czech.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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I feel like this guy should be in the dadjoke Hall of Fame.

http://imgur.com/b0NnsYZ http://imgur.com/cyFDVQA http://imgur.com/OkTHUHS

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2014
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The world’s greatest cannibal chef just made sushi out of his family

He got inducted into the Raw Kin Roll Hall of Fame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duositex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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[x-post] random comment in /r/food includes amazing dadjoke

Imho, the father of /u/SweatingToilet joins the dadjoke Hall of Fame with this gem.

https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/3t402c/roommate_gave_me_a_cutout_from_a_magazine_and/cx31fbt

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