I asked my son if he had heard of Eddie Van Halen

he said "hmm, he rings a bell"

and I said "No, he played guitar"

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Van Halen
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If Van Halen opened up a soup kitchen...

It should be named David Lee Broth

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I think Eddie Van Halen would be a very trustworthy pope.

Who wouldn't trust a pope that's had a run-in with the devil?

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I saw a guy flagging down a taxi van today.

I guess you could say he was Van Halen.

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A really " rockin' " pun.

If the lead singer of Van Halen got a DUI, he'd be Eddie Cab Hailin'.

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David Lee Roth dadjoked Ted Templeman

In the song "Unchained" by Van Halen...

Dave: "Hey man, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do!"
Ted: "Come on Dave, gimme a break."
Dave: "Hey, hey, hey, one break coming up!"

Video: http://youtu.be/xx86CxKYtg0?t=2m19s

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