I f#cking love a hairdresser pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charrun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?

By sheer will.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is a hairdressers favourite food?

Barber-que

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4wwn4h
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Hairdressers are the most corrupt breed...

They're always making shortcuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What would Dory say if she was a hairdresser?

Just keep trimming~

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kimbers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Good pickup line to use at the hairdresser's...

"...excuse me miss, do you comb hair often?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Every time my wife gets her hair coloured at the hairdresser’s, she records it on her phone.

I think she watches the highlights later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style

I'm dreading it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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My wife is quitting her job as a hairdresser to become a police officer.

You know what they say: β€œHair today, gun tomorrow.”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?

A middle parting.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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what does a hairdresser say when she murders someone

DYE DYE DYE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepcow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why are some hairdressers gay?

Because their straighteners are broke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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The person at the hairdressers asked me, "Are you braiding that girl's hair whilst dyeing it silver?"

I said, "No, platinum"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a German hairdresser

Herr cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feindish2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What's the name of the Sun God's Hairdresser?

Barber Ra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paperarrow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Start my new job as a hairdresser in Jamaica tomorrow.

I'm dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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The hairdresser said she needed to cut my hair wet.

I don't know why she had to be aroused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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The hairdresser showed me a beautiful hair color and also warned me that the chemical is toxic.

I asked him to apply it anyways.

It's worth dyeing for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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"How much do you want off the back?" asked the hairdresser.

"None," I replied. "Only my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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A gunman was just sighted near my local hairdresser.

If they come under fire I reckon their only option will be to bob and weave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viglek
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Electrician arrested for forcing hairdressers to give their clients mohawks

victims say it was a shocking, hair-raising experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppoong
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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"Can you cut my hair like Elvis Presley, please?" I asked the hairdresser.

He said, "Uhuh."

I said, "Thank you very much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What do you call a Nazi hairdresser?

A Herr Schnipp...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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My hairdresser always brings their dog to work.

It's a Shampoodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LMUK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What do you call a pillaging hairdresser?

A barberian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iphie287
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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Managed to sneak in a good one at the hairdressers today!

So as the hairdresser was walking past a school boy he caught his foot on the guys rucksack and nearly tripped.

I murmured "That was a close shave."

The school boy looked at me, looked away and started to shake his head, while me and the hairdresser are grinning away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjGoudie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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My wife always records her haircut on her phone when she goes to the hairdressers.

I think she watches the highlights later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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