Gynecologists Puns

A list of puns related to "Gynecologists"

Wife: "My Gynecologist says I can't have sex for 2 weeks."

Husband: "What did the Dentist say?"

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips

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👤︎ u/superto3
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?

They both read lips.

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👤︎ u/Forsaken1372
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call a starseeing gynecologist?

Astrolabian

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👤︎ u/ItsProfOak
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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I wanted to become a gynecologist BUT...

I couldn't find an opening!

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👤︎ u/relientk0017
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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👤︎ u/Kennedystyle
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why did the gynecologist wash their hands?

Because they were afraid of crotch-contamination.

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👤︎ u/cassei
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Always make sure to tip the gynecologist.

They're in the cervix industry.

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👤︎ u/iresenteverything
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I met a deaf gynecologist today..

Apparently, he reads lips.

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👤︎ u/malagrond
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?

He reads lips.

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👤︎ u/etonsla
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why are cyborg gynecologist sexist?

Because they treat women-like objects.

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👤︎ u/resoredo
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By learning ventriloquism.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What does a puppy have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

The wet nose.

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👤︎ u/twitchy987
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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What is the difference between a gynecologist and a dentist?

The teeth!

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👤︎ u/joeygallinal
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Numerous women have been targeted by a local gynecologist.

They were the victims of a smear campaign.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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I've always had a good time hanging out with gynecologists

They really bring out the child in you.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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What is the male equivalent of a gynecologist?

A "Guy"necologist

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👤︎ u/YaBoiMatty
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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Want to be a gynecologist?

You just have to learn to read lips.

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👤︎ u/TehJams
📅︎ Apr 28 2014
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips.

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👤︎ u/TheVengefulKitten
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips

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👤︎ u/BootyBruiser49620
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What does a deaf gynecologist do?

He reads lips

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👤︎ u/Gashau
📅︎ May 25 2020
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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