The Gynecologists Puns

A list of puns related to "The Gynecologists"

Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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👤︎ u/Kennedystyle
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why did the gynecologist wash their hands?

Because they were afraid of crotch-contamination.

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👤︎ u/cassei
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Always make sure to tip the gynecologist.

They're in the cervix industry.

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👤︎ u/iresenteverything
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?

He reads lips.

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👤︎ u/etonsla
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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What is the difference between a gynecologist and a dentist?

The teeth!

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👤︎ u/joeygallinal
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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What is the male equivalent of a gynecologist?

A "Guy"necologist

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👤︎ u/YaBoiMatty
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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Preparing for my brother's wedding

My brother got married recently. While we were getting dressed in our tuxedos, my dad and my brother's wife's sister's husband, who is a gynecologist, were trying to figure out how to tie my brother's bow tie (the rest of us had clip-ons).

They were watching a video as my gyno-in-law carefully followed along. My dad said, 'It's so complicated. So many folds.' And my brother's wife's sister's husband said, 'good thing I'm a gynecologist'

posted this story as a comment in a recent r/AskReddit post. Thought you'd like it too

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👤︎ u/alydm
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Dadjoked the wife

Me: my feet have been hurting the past couple of days

Wife: maybe you need to see a podiatrist?

Me: No, I think I need a gynecologist...

Wife: A gynecologist?

Me: Yeah, I've been pussy-footing around a lot lately...

(groans all around)

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👤︎ u/fericyde
📅︎ Mar 11 2014
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