Gurney Puns

A list of puns related to "Gurney"

My father-in-law: still dad-joking, even in the emergency room

While sitting on a gurney in the ER for chest pains (he's fine, just high blood pressure):

Doctor: So, what brought you here today? Father-in-law: The ambulance.

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📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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