A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.

The judge told him to expect a long sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elwheelio
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Iโ€™m guilty as charged!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lechydda
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What do you call an otolaryngologist that is found guilty of malpractice?

Ear-responsible

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/antirabbit
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Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?

He is currently appealing his case.

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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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Which President was the least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/type3civilization
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A proton went before a judge...

... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/quietconsigliere
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Why did the snake plead guilty?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

[removed]

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnblu5
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Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.

It was a loco motive.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jeromocles
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ioannis_03
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The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case

What a chicken.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/badenglishihave
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A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...

It was after a 30-day trial.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?

He is a bad mother.

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I made the Judge laugh so hard

I was guilty of Mans laughter.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Derkix5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Guilty!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/emrosto0l
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?

Because he is In a cent

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[OC]What type of fart is the most guilty?

The one that ends up running.

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Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"

The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Testing_things_out
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The painting was found guilty . . .

and hung the next day.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
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Convict: I plead not guilty Judge: What is your defense

Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.

(Credit to my man Bryce)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
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A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.

It was a briefcase.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DirtyMudder92
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A woman was found guilty and the judge declared she will serve 10 years in prison or she can sleep with him. He got in trouble for

Ending a sentence with a proposition.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justryingtokeepup
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What did the skirt do when it was in court?

It pleated guilty.

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(X-post) A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death.

The charge was quite severe.

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Who is the least guilty president?

Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Poshmalosh14
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CarsonLarson
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
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Which President is the least guilty?

Lincoln. Heโ€™s in a cent

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,

are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThinnerLocket325
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My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/juicy-tomato
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cloraxbleach420
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shwoopsx7
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a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...

...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mellon_coliee
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If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheSupraDixk
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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln guilty?

Because he was in-a-cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ItzPhoen1x
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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How did the cannibal plead guilty?

"Well, if you are what you eat, then I'm an innocent man!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redditsmeeh
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/notdadbot
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Lincoln was the least guilty president

Because he was in a cent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ruchi565
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Who was the least guilty president?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).

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Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.

Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ModernAmerican52
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.

The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Which president was the least guilty?

Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.

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