A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
What do you call an otolaryngologist that is found guilty of malpractice?
Did you hear about the banana that was found guilty?
He is currently appealing his case.
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
Which President was the least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
A proton went before a judge...
... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".
Why did the snake plead guilty?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole
Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.
Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.
Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...
It was after a 30-day trial.
Why does the second Sunday in May always make Shaft feel guilty?
I made the Judge laugh so hard
I was guilty of Mans laughter.
Why is Abe Lincoln the least guilty out of all the presidents of the USA?
[OC]What type of fart is the most guilty?
The one that ends up running.
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
The painting was found guilty . . .
Convict: I plead not guilty Judge: What is your defense
Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.
(Credit to my man Bryce)
A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.
A woman was found guilty and the judge declared she will serve 10 years in prison or she can sleep with him. He got in trouble for
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
What did the skirt do when it was in court?
(X-post) A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death.
The charge was quite severe.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Who is the least guilty president?
Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, does that mean they're guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Which President is the least guilty?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time,
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
a mate's just been found guilty of using too many commas...
...the judge warned him to expect a long sentence
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln guilty?
How did the cannibal plead guilty?
"Well, if you are what you eat, then I'm an innocent man!"
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Lincoln was the least guilty president
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Who was the least guilty president?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).
Who is the only U.S. president who is completely not guilty.
Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"
A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
Which president was the least guilty?
Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.
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