Grass Seed Puns

A list of puns related to "Grass Seed"

Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...

Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war

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👤︎ u/SixPhalaris
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.

Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.

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👤︎ u/saulfineman
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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I tried cutting the grass today, but my lawnmower wouldn’t budge…

It has mowbility issues.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Mar 16 2023
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Some blokes just stole my grass!

I tried to chase them but they're lawn gone!

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👤︎ u/darksideofthemoon_71
📅︎ Sep 29 2022
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I cut my entire lawn except for a single strip down the middle.

It was a mow-hawk.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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