Grans Puns

A list of puns related to "Grans"

I asked my gran, "How are you enjoying the stairlift ?"

She said, "I hate it. It's driving me up the wall."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair ?

So she could rock 'n' roll !

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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My gran only talks when I buy her a needle and thread. I guess I'm her little helper...

Sew to speak.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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A special one from my (gran)dad in traffic

We're driving up to university and the traffic is really bad because a town near the one my uni is in is hosting a massive airshow on the airbase they have there, so everyone is driving up small county roads to both university and the airshow.

After four hours sitting in tailbacks to travel 20-25 miles, my granda sighs and says, innocently, "What do they want to go and see air for anyway?"

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👤︎ u/lgf92
📅︎ Sep 08 2013
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Taking a Tram Tour at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park while a Gran'dad

While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.

I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."

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👤︎ u/FreddieFreelance
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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I got my gran a wooden leg for Christmas...

It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler.

My dad brings it out every sunday. I haven't had a gran for 10 years...

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👤︎ u/111111222222
📅︎ Aug 09 2013
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I had a pun about insanity

but then I lost it.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Whats your nans favourite Spanish breakfast meal?

Gran-hola!

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👤︎ u/mitcheg3k
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What is the grandmother from New Orleans favorite food?

Gran-nola bars

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👤︎ u/Obi1DidntHave2Die
📅︎ May 25 2017
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This is for the Brits on the sub

My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...

...she had a cheeky nan dose!

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👤︎ u/joshiverson
📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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My dad on me finding a Spanish boyfriend

I live in Spain at the moment but I'm home for the week and my gran asked me if I'd found a Spanish matador and my dad replied "no, but she's found a mat for her door."

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👤︎ u/djmashupredsthe3rd
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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