How should I know, I'm not her stalker!
1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4rd (ford)
Sister: No, we probably dont need toMe: No, I dont think its necessaryUncle: No, I think it's dead weight
I totally flipped out.
I replied, "That's 15 love."
A waist of money.
Piano tuna
Seems like a waist of money to me… but to each their own. 🤷♂️
Come to think of it, I see why.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
He walked into my room and says, "Hey dad, can you take a picture of me?"
I thought it was a weird request, but said, "Sure."
As I'm reaching for my phone, he pulls out a framed picture of himself from behind his back he had taken off one of our shelves, hands it to me, and says, "Ok, thanks!" and walks out without even cracking a smile.
I stared at that picture for a few seconds in proud silence.
*edit/update* Wow... I woke up this morning and noticed a ton of notifications. This made my 10 year old very happy so thank you. And thank you for the awards as well. Totally unexpected and unnecessary but very appreciated.
It was a whole thing.
Sorry if that struck a cord with you
Taco Bell Grande
When it becomes apparent.
They're really raising the steaks
It was one thousand dollars.
Took the family to the Grand Canyon today, on the drive out we passed a wind farm, and I said to the boy to check it out. He casually looks up from his iPad, looks out the window, then back to me, and straight faced says, “I’m a big fan”.
So proud.
He told his doctor he wasn’t feeling two grand
Dad: We have not found any good adopters yet.
When it is so old that only a grand-dad understands the social references, such as songs or other cultural phenomena.
Those karate lessons really paid off.
A chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
YESSSS!!!!!
Mount Rushmore, Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Hoover Damn, Golden Gate Bridge, but it’s never enough to satisfy my urge.
It all started after I saw the St. Louis Arch. It was a gateway monument.
My son took his eldest daughter (Grace 5yo) to the shops with him to get a few bits for his wife that was on the way back home from hospital after giving birth to thier fourth child.
While there Grace asked "daddy can I have an animal bar" so Adam bought her and her 2 siblings an animal bar for after thier dinner.
On the way back home grace asked "daddy can I have my animal bar now please", "only if you can say please daddy five times" Adam replied, so Grace responded "please daddy five times".
Ive never been prouder
It was a reboot
The baby polar bear responds, “Because I’m fucking freezing!!!”
There's too much sax and violins.
And he got them from his father.
They really are some grand dad jokes.
Ariana Venti
Brand Canyon.
Since I couldn't shower thought this. I mean it lives on that grey line between both.
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit ➡He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
Im sure he'll come around.
Then I saw their face, now I’m a believer https://imgur.com/a/84m3WsX
“Because she couldn’t Break Free.”
I ate £1000, didn’t feel grand after
Not screaming and crying like his passengers.
When it’s groan.
