I want to make s'mores, but I'm out of graham crackers...

Good thing I have Instagram

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kaze03
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17 2020
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I heard that they started making powdered graham crackers. Just add water.

Theyโ€™re calling them insta-grahams.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/devnodegree
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15 2018
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The twelve days of Jokemas, day one

How much does a cracker weigh?

One graham

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hud_is_on
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call food that preaches the Bible?

Billy Graham cracker.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/humanlikeyou07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24 2020
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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sexpressed
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