Pump kin
PUMPKING
They were plumpkin
A Pump-Kin!
Pump-kin.
Sorry for Pumpkin in to you!
My wife was ringing up a purchase at a craft store where the customer had purchased many fake pumpkins and other assorted decorative fruits for fall. As the customer unloaded her cart, the gourds kept piling higher, and my wife exclaimed, "I'm feeling a bit squashed!"
If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.
But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.
I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.
It's the traditional changing of the gourd.
It was a Ouija Gourd
A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter “A” written on it. The second had a collar with “B” and the third had “C.” The chef didn’t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheep’s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheep’s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheep’s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.
That’s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
He had a real gourd complex.
Lettuce pray
You're looking pretty gourd today!
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
They always honor the changing of the Gourd.
It shall be a security gourd
A pumpkin pie, it’s Gourd-geous.
Security Gourd
... i think it's broken, it only plays gourd vibrations.
They were bored out of their gourd.
Dad: They must have been out of their gourds.
A gourd.
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
I told him I’d gourd it with my life.
They're absolutely gourd-geous.
Witness accounts say he was gourd to death.
Oh my gourd!
