My pawpaw always did his best to keep his cows away from the mushrooms.

He didn't want the steaks to get too high.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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One time I was up a ladder gathering pawpaws...

... when the ladder fell away. I wrapped my arms around the trunk and slid all the way to the ground. The skin on my inside upper arms was grated off. When I told my dad, he was very unsympathetic. He said: "You know what falls out of pawpaw trees, don't you?"

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📅︎ Aug 10 2013
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My kid loves this Nickolodeon show about a fruit that's a dick to people on the Internet.

I think it's called Pawpaw Troll.

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👤︎ u/Derptron5K
📅︎ Nov 24 2016
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Dad joked my gf

The other day we were in the car talking and she was talking about how everyone in her family yells about everything. She said my mom yells, my dad yells, my nana yells, and my pawpaw yells. I couldn't resist, I said "I guess you could call them... An old yeller" laughed uncontrollably for about 5 minutes while she just started at me.

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👤︎ u/Bendjude
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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