Glued Puns

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

I don't know if I believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.

... that came back to bite me.

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

Now everyone waves at me

...it’s always going to be okay...

It was a family album

He's sticking to his guns.

Well, thats my story and I’m sticking to it.

Now I can't read it. What a waist of time.

...whenever someone asked me what I was, I shrugged my shoulders and said "eh, I'm just a little board."

Me: Should I use the Gorilla Glue?

Dad: Did you break your Gorilla?

Me:....

I don't believe him, but it's his story and he's sticking to it.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

But that's his story and he's sticking to it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

That’s his story, and he is sticking to it.

But that's my story and I'm sticking to it!