My grandfather turned 90 today, but he still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
We're going to buy some glasses
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses.
Then I'll see what happens.
I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
That’s right!
.... Everyone.
What do you call a dinosaur who lost his glasses?
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed...
Why do some developers need glasses?
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
How did the boy whose glasses were stolen find them?
Told my daughter to wear glasses during math.
Santa has three glasses of water every day...
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
Why do piano players wear glasses?
Why do people find glasses so attractive?
Because people look good with them!
Went to go pick my glasses up from SpecSavers today and you’ll never guess who I bumped into!
Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?
You may be eligible for condensation.
To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you.
My girlfriend says she can’t see too well without her glasses.
So I asked her what numbers she could see.
My kid just told me I looked different with my glasses on
I thought that was the whole point of them.
Told my wife I was going with the kids to get glasses. She asked what we'll be doing afterward.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Son: Dad what are you going to do today? Dad: Well first I'm going to get a pair of glasses. Son: And after that?
Lately my family have been telling me I need new glasses
But I really don't see the problem
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
My grandfather lived to be 95 and never used glasses.
He always drank right from the bottle.
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
We used to tease a kid named Johnny because he had glasses.
Once we took them from him , he started teasing us , because we now had glasses.
Getting glasses has really taught me a lot
I’m seeing things so clearly now.
Did you hear about the near sighted construction worker who lost his glasses?
He really fell into his work.
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
Why did the guy buy glasses during the pandemic?
Because he was trying to be contactless.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed
Why do python developers wear glasses?
The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new glasses
Then I’ll see what happens
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
What do you call a potato with glasses
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
To the person who stole my glasses:i will find you
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