I was a gifted child

Yeah, still haven’t met my real parents yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabooski_Blue58
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...

When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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My girlfriend married me soon after I gifted her an Xbox 360..

She didn't realize it was a marriage proposal until she saw the red ring on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noob_Zee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I knew a guy who's best friend was a sea bird gifted by his dad's second wife.

It was his plover from another mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eak125
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you call a re-gifted pig?

A ham-me-down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComputerChaosKid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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On our imaginary trip to Maui, my boy and I both stubbed our toes at the same. We were the chosen ones because we were gifted...

The Hurt of two feetie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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A Father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new purse for her birthday.

She replied β€œThanks for the Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oJEWBACAo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Someone gifted me a book of dad jokes. "No thanks," I said. "I already Reddit."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday

I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mirokira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My daughter was just gifted some avocado socks for her bday.

I told her "Now when you wear them, you can go for a guac". Groans all around the house. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klownin816
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I gifted my friend a belt made of watches

He told me it was just a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValiantWaffle777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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[META] My husband was gifted this highly relevant book

https://imgur.com/a/7MkkaPN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dani_bar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My daughter loved the stole I gifted her

It was a steal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnusualVariable
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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For my birthday, i got gifted a sticky deck of cards

I find it very hard to deal with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Gifted herbs are better than herbs you buy yourself.

There's no thyme like the present.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Colleague: My dad gifted me a wristwatch on my birthday

Me: Cool, now you have a lot of free time on your hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Did you hear the one about the extremely gifted, hand-less, vegetarian computer programmer who could type with his toes?

He had a lot of toe foo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infintesimal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Gifted my dad a "#1 DAD" mug

Him: Here, take a picture with me holding the mug

Me: Why?

Him: Always wanted a badass mugshot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_PLIS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag.

The girl replied, β€œThanks for the Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mannippulative
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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