It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
A cop stopped me and demanded i get out of the car. "You're staggering" he said.
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
Why didn't the priest want to get his car detailed?
The devil's in the detail.
What do you get when you put your car in reverse?
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west
What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, lorry drivers get fed ex.
Got this from my 7 yr old this morning while he was getting in the car and didn’t get the door closed completely.
When is a door also a good container?
When it’s ajar.
A carrot and his wife are walking home from a party late at night and he gets hit by a car.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired,
a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.
He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
My dad decided to get a new car
He got a Ford. When I asked him why, he said: "Because it's the only one I can afford."
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
LIFE RANT: yesterday was the first day I’ve been outside my house since coronavirus started, I just wanted to get some Jimmy Johns. It’s been 3 months, I ordered a #16 Club Lulu, something seemed off but by the time I got to the car I realized...
I told my son if he passed his trigonometry test I'd help him get a car
Looks like i have to cosine for a new car today!
What do you call a shape that gets into a car accident?
I can’t get along with my car keys
They’re always starting something
It doesn't matter if you get in car accidents often, or if you have never had one.
Either way you appear reckless
What do you call a tropical cocktail that gets into a car accident?
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
What is the best car insurance a snake can get?
I’ve just been helping a man wearing a black robe holding a scythe get the frost off of his car
I was de-icing with death
My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.
He took one, but not of his own accord.
I was standing in the road wondering why cars get bigger the closer they get
Why did the orange refuse to get car insurance?
Because he already had... anti-accidents.
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
To get a girl, some guys use pick up lines. Others rely on the attraction of their car
So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases
I get nostalgic when I put my car in reverse.
Why did the Tesla car AI get confused when trying to recognize a picture of Teddy Roosevelt?
It thought Theodore was a jar.
AMD and Nvidia should get into the race car business.
Well, I mean they already have the drivers.
Why couldn’t the Italian restaurant’s chef get back into his car?
I have to get new tires on my car.
Running in front of a car will get you tired, but...
Running behind a car will get you exhausted
People who run behind cars get exhausted.
But people who run in front of cars get tired.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
If you run in front of a car you get tired, if you run behind a car you get exhausted
How do you get two whales in a car
Chase after a car you get exhausted
Run in front of a car you get tyred
How do you get two Whales in a car?
Start in London and drive West
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive West.
If you run in front of a car you'll get tired...
But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted!
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