When I was parking my car today, I tried to use the Shakespeare Theory and parked in section 2B
Or was it not 2B?
What type of colour can you use to unlock a car?
Khaki
What kind of car did the Norwegian use to drive to the party?
Fjord Fiesta
I've invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel
And Manchego fast
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
Here’s a plastic fork to keep in your car, I didn’t use it.
It’s very forktunate.
There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..
The trailer just dropped.
Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.
It runs on upvolts.
What car do you use to drive your parents?
Folkswagen
To get a girl, some guys use pick up lines. Others rely on the attraction of their car
So I figure a pick up truck should cover both bases
I was washing the car with my son, until he said “can’t you just use a sponge”
When I was young I asked my dad why cops don't just use race cars to catch people because they are so fast.
His response was, "Because they only make left turns"
I couldn’t find my car scraper this morning so I had to use a store discount card to scrape the ice
It didn’t really work though, only got 20% off
Working at sams club i would collect boxes as they would empty. A customer came up to me and said "can i have a few of those flat boxes? I use them when i change my car oil so it doesnt stain my floor."
So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."
If a car uses wheat-based ethanol,
does it qualify as a high-bread vehicle?
Did you hear about the guy who figured out how to use cars as ammunition?
He really Dodged the bullet
My wife and I saw a guy riding down the road with a skeleton in the car. She joked it was so he could use the HOV lane...
I said that can't be right because he still doesn't have any body with him.
