Used Cars Puns

A list of puns related to "Used Cars"

It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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👤︎ u/snidawgg
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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One thing you should know about buying a used car is

Your mileage may vary

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👤︎ u/B7lo1azn6
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants

I call it Carpool Tunnel

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👤︎ u/Raymonator88
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I used to have a full size wooden car. Wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden seats.

BUT, when I tried to drive it, it wooden go.

Credit : u/johnnycrosshatch

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👤︎ u/TailBullet
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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What’s a used car salesman’s favorite Mexican food?

Carnitas (Car-need-us)

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👤︎ u/a_fuge
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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What was the car that was used for Google Street View called?

It was called "Google Drive"

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👤︎ u/OmegaTimberwolfYT
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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When I was a boy my mother used to laugh at my dream of building a car made out of spaghetti, well today I finally done it

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Feb 05 2017
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What do you call a luxury car used to deliver sandwiches in India?

A Lincoln Sub Continental

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👤︎ u/DarthLithgow
📅︎ Jun 11 2017
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I used to work at a car dealership

But, then I got tired of it.

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👤︎ u/OmegaPiggi
📅︎ Oct 27 2015
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Riding in the car, my mother-in-law tells us she used to work at a tack factory

I said "It's a good job to stick with... Just making a point..."

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👤︎ u/Tarbogman
📅︎ Oct 22 2016
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My dad used to tell me this one whenever we used to go for a car ride

Dad: Did you hear how the guy who sang the song, "On The Road Again", died?

Me: No dad

Dad: He was hit by a car

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👤︎ u/StephenisLegendary
📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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👤︎ u/HoshForce
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Air for your car tires used to be free, but now it's a dollar or more.

Inflation can really blow.

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👤︎ u/bakerkc
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it costs 1.50.

Inflation...

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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