I was going to make a joke on a broken plane
but it never took off
but they will just go over everyone's head.
Because they'll just go over everyone's head
Because of his bad altitude.
When do we want them? Nyoow
Because they're in disguise
To Cabbage Claim!
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
But none of them landed well
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
"Nah, that's boeing"
He said it was terminal
No? Oh never mind, it’s already over your head.
But isn't ready, jet.
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
But push him out of the airplane, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
-What do we want?! -Airplane noises!! -When do we want them?! -nnnnneeeeeeoooooooooooowwwww
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
I'm proud of my fan art.
Nevermind, it'd go right over your head.
Never mind. It’s over your head.
It never took off.... I guess the punchline flew over too many peoples heads.
But instead it just crashed and burned
Aerosmith
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
He walks with a strut.
Cabin crew says he was air-born.
It’s a riveting story
The flight attendant said, "Sorry sir, this is a peanut-free flight."
He was just winging it
but it's really taking off
It never took off, the pilot was terrible.
It was in disguise.
He had an excessive amount of carrion luggage.
a BOING 747
So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.
Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.
Nnnnneeeeeeeeooooooowwwwww
“What do we want?”
“AIRPLANE NOISES!”
“And when do we want them?”
“NYEOOW!”
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
Boeing Boeing Boeing!
