Geologically Puns

Really rock

However, this one's a gem!

You know, I heard that the geology department at MIT just isn't what it used to be; it's slated for removal.

All that I can say is that puns about geology are a diamond dozen.

Many geologists live a rather sedimentary lifestyle.

Are you bored yet? I have way Moh if you want.

Geography is where it’s at

So I told him, "Geology rocks, and geometry rules, but geography is where it's at!"

Edit: shoutout to u/brocko33 for fixing my joke.

...really seems to have a lot of faults

Chemist: Crystal Meth provides one with a sense of euphoria and heightened heart rate.

Geologist: So what makes that different than any other crystal?

You should get a miner instead.

While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.

Well, Upper Jurassic.

I dust can’t sand it.

So anyways, I dust the grains down from africa

but he was also a history miner.

Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

i’m new to this subreddit 🏃🏽‍♀️

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

sarchasm

He replied Dwayne Johnson

It knew how to rock before it was cool.

They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

... time to get your schists together.

Because if the are I've got some pretty gneiss ones but most them are schist. If so, I won't take this opportunity for Granite.

I don't give a schist.

I'm trying to become a rockstar.

My sediments are with his family.

but geography is where it’s at

But geography is where it’s at.

But geography is where it's at.

but geography is where it’s at!!

But geography is where its at!

Mostly rocks.

My favorite class is geology. I love that class. Geology rocks.

I’m sorry

Geography is where it’s at.

rocks.

But geography is where it's at

but geography is where it's at