I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?
It was udderly pointless.
I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.
My experiment was a complete six-s!
A mad scientist genetically engineered a giant fly.
One day his assistant saw the mad scientist on top of the fly, sketching out some new ideas
Assistant: what on earth are you doing?
mad scientist looks up from his work.
Mad scientist: I like creating stuff on the fly.
What do you call a genetically engineered cow?
They should make potato chips out of genetically engineered potatoes.
They could call them CRISPRs
My friend told me that he’s afraid of eating genetically modified fruit.
We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.
It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"
I've been trying to genetically engineer a much tastier fish
I just want to make the world a better plaice
When genetically modifying humans becomes common, the company that's doing it should be called ProCreation.
My dad genetically modified a bunch of plants to look like him...now there are green daddys all over the lawn
What do you call genetically manipulated cows?
CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease
What does a dog receive after he finishes his PHD in genetics?
What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia?
I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.
Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.
Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.
And that’s why children will always pay for the “shins of their father.”
What do you call someone who clones trains?
They were in the same damn box!
Me to my wife taking about our soon to be first child's genetic traits:
I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.
She didn't laugh
I had a joke about genetics but I forgot it. I think I get it from my mom
People ask why I make dad jokes despite not having any kids of my own.
The truth is, it's genetic. I actually come from a long line of dads spanning many generations.
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said: "You know how we finish each other's sentences?"
Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
I told the Doctor "I think I have genetic diarrhea..."
He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."
"But it's in my jeans!"
Genetic Engineering...
Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.
Human genetics means two Wongs don't make a white.
Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.
What is the genetics of hair color?
It's inhairited from your parents.
My doctor said my constant diarrhea was a problem caused by genetics.
I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.
I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.
My dad has a rare genetic disorder that he passed down to me.
He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes
Researchers have just found out that diarrhea is influenced by genetics
Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
TIL diarrhea is genetic
Turns out in runs in your jeans
Did you know diarrhea is genetic?
TIL that diarrhea is actually genetic!
Did you know diarrhea is genetic
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