A list of puns related to "Genetics"
It runs in your jeans
And still giving us a peas of his mind
A pet-degree
AND...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.
And that’s why children will always pay for the “shins of their father.”
I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.
She didn't laugh
He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."
"But it's in my jeans!"
Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.
It's inhairited from your parents.
It runs in my genes.
Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.
I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.
He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes
Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.
Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.
She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."
To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"
Her: So, it's totally your dad's fault that you're boys
Son: Why?
Her: Exactly
After a short pause, giggling ensued. Son is 12.
Edit: Spleling
We were talking about goat alleles and my friend started laughing. I asked why are you laughing? And she said: there homozygoats!
Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!"
Dad: "If your dad has brown eyes and your mom has blue eyes, what's the chance of you having brown eyes?"
Me: "75 percent"
Dad: "And what's the chance your eyes go opposite directions?"
Me: "I don't know..."
Dad: "One in four, because one blue east and one blue west!"
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2ik2tw/til_a_neuroscientist_accidentally_discovered_that/
It runs in your jeans
Runs in the family
Turns out in runs in your jeans
It runs in your jeans.
It runs in your jeans.
It runs in your genes
It runs in my jeans
It runs in your jeans.
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