Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/annthaknee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Gregor Mendel was an outspoken genetics genius

And still giving us a peas of his mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What does a dog receive after he finishes his PHD in genetics?

A pet-degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluegame1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you get when you cross a cliffhanger with the genetic profile of someone with dyslexia?

AND...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolinokami
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...

The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I found out that missing eyebrows is an odd genetic trait in our family.

Dad didn't look surprised when I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Most people don’t understand how important genetics plays into our children’s development.

And that’s why children will always pay for the β€œshins of their father.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wyllyam1111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Me to my wife taking about our soon to be first child's genetic traits:

I don't understand how genes work...only shorts.

She didn't laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honkygrandma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I had a joke about genetics but I forgot it. I think I get it from my mom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muste1a
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I told the Doctor "I think I have genetic diarrhea..."

He said "There's no such thing as genetic diarrhea..."

"But it's in my jeans!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Genetic Engineering...

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebraun1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What is the genetics of hair color?

It's inhairited from your parents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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My doctor said my constant diarrhea was a problem caused by genetics.

It runs in my genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Human genetics means two Wongs don't make a white.

Or else something seriously suspicious happened in the delivery room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth_henning
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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I threw my genetic copy off a cliff because he was always swearing.

I got done up for making an obscene clone fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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My dad has a rare genetic disorder that he passed down to me.

He poops his pants every hour on the hour. Needles to say I have really shitty genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choochngoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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Researchers have just found out that diarrhea is influenced by genetics

Citing the evidence that it runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2013
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My wife's due in April, we had an appointment with a genetic counselor

Our appointment was at 3, but she was running late. We had waited almost a half hour when she greeted us.

She said "I'm sorry, something unexpected came up."

To which I replied "Was it a pregnancy?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeple2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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Explaining genetics to our son at the dinner table, my wife got him

Her: So, it's totally your dad's fault that you're boys
Son: Why?
Her: Exactly

After a short pause, giggling ensued. Son is 12.

Edit: Spleling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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Friend got me in genetics

We were talking about goat alleles and my friend started laughing. I asked why are you laughing? And she said: there homozygoats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopla161
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Friend's dad likes genetics

Dad: "I read a neat article today, they isolated the shyness gene. It was hiding behind all the other genes!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosakaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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Studying genetics with my dad

Dad: "If your dad has brown eyes and your mom has blue eyes, what's the chance of you having brown eyes?"
Me: "75 percent"
Dad: "And what's the chance your eyes go opposite directions?"
Me: "I don't know..."
Dad: "One in four, because one blue east and one blue west!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckets41
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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I used to be a genetic determinist, but then I found out my genes were pants.

http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2ik2tw/til_a_neuroscientist_accidentally_discovered_that/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanogyth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in the genes.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpBomber85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gruffudd725
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Diarrhea is genetic...

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsZlayers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?

Runs in the family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Diarrhea is genetic.

It runs in your genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieMike111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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TIL diarrhea is genetic

Turns out in runs in your jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senorslappy10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Did you know diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickballer
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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TIL that diarrhea is actually genetic!

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffees_dota2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Did you know diarrhea is genetic

It runs in your genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chitownsox19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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I have a genetic disposition for diarrhea.

It runs in my jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walrus_fest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Have you heard diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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