William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.

He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."

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Is tempting to think cat tails are an evolutionary mistake.

In fact they're catastrophies.

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Lunch with Dad

Having lunch with my old man today and we both had a fried chicken sandwich that had a fried egg on it (it was delicious). So my Dad, being a dad said "what do you taste first, the chicken or the egg? It's an evolutionary sandwich!"

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Why do we love dad jokes?

Because our dads did too :)

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