The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3NinjaCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.

So I have an uncle, once removed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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To boldly go where no man has gone before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_username_sux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epiphany81964
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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You know that air that is generated by helicopter rotors when they are spinning really fast? Did you know that it’s not normal air?

It’s helicopt-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?

Children of the quarn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens

...worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shekel_merchant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueDitty
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......

Children of the "Quarn"

Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"

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What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?

I’m a huge fan of your work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachatw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemah_Vic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Pun Generator - Generate Random Cringe-Worthy Puns generatorfun.com/pun-gene…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGandhi510
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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The antivax movement is a solidified belief that will be passed down through generations

Their children will die on this hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fill-Chapo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I met a man who owned cheese that had been in his family for eight generations.

It was Heirloumi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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I'm so disappointed in this generation

These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Over quarantine I’ve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so I’ve written a book of poems about their taproots.

I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!

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Slaying the New Generation

A younger co-worker just walked past my office and said "I'm so tired," to which I replied "Hello Miss Tired, may I call you 'So'"?
She was immediately in absolute hysterical laughter. I don't know how long it went on. She walked away and was still laughing until she was out of ear shot.
I'm starting to suspect she's drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReallyBigTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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The Boomer Generation was born between 1946 and 1964.

Ang Lee was born in 1954.

Ang Lee is a boomer.

Boomer Ang Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8

This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ty10drope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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everyone’s taking about boomers, but did you hear what the silent generation said?!?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iisowo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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When my father died, in his will he gave me his toupee. He said it has been passed down for generations in our family.

It's a family hair-loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Hit or miss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Passing the planet to the next generation v.redd.it/hmxcb704tp221
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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The next generation rises....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/artguy14
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Forrest Gump doesn’t care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Dad Jokes

It was a brisk Saturday morning when Gerald arrived at β€œThe CafΓ©,” a hip coffee shop right down the street. Wearing his large, burly black coat, he stared hesitantly at his watch. Thick glasses adorned his bright blue eyes, his gaze like starlight in a clear night sky. He was waiting, intently twiddling his thumbs. After a buzz of his phone, the message from Dad popped up: β€œParking now, be there in 5.”

β€œDad,” he whispered under his breath, swiping the message away to once again reveal the image on his lock-screen: a hazy picture of an ultrasound.

Gerald had not spoken to his father for three years. They had had a falling out, over which he did not remember. To him it was a competition of who could wait the longest without calling or sending a text. Who could wait the longest: him without a father, or his father without a son? The idea of friction in the relationship hurt like a thorn; piercing his soul more and more everyday. Until recently, out of the blue, β€œDad” popped up on his phone. The rest is history. The rest leads to that Saturday morning, at The CafΓ©.

Bang! A car door rang out not too far from where Gerald stood. Gerald saw him. His father wore his tweed jacket like a coat of armor. His strut was now weaker than before they stopped talking; a weakness evident in his cane which supported every right step. His shortly trimmed white beard juxtaposed against his uncut, curly grey hair gave him the image of a wise wizard from a fairytale. He used to be that figure to Gerald, yet instead of a nice ancient being acting like a stone to keep him grounded, Gerald had felt as though his father was a rock pulling him deeper and deeper into a sea of monotony. Holding him back from his true potential. Maybe that was why he left? He still did not know.

β€œHello, son,” came the withered voice Gerald had sook for so long, yet now that it had arrived wanted to avoid. β€œI can’t believe it’s been so long!”

β€œYeah,” said Gerald, allowing a smile to grace his face. β€œToo long!”

Then they hugged, signifying a change in their relationship. Gerald had hoped something could happen to bring them closer together. He did not want to go on wondering what could have been. The regret and sadness weighed him down. Before starting a new family, Gerald wanted to be reacquainted with his own.

After finding their table and sitting down, the two began to discuss life. It was like old friends catching up after a long break. Although it took some time, Gerald began to warm u

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sullyrr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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When a dad joke is passed down to the next generation and turns into a mom joke...

I found myself using one of my favorite dad jokes recently... every time we pass some fresh roadkill while driving, my dad would say β€œman, that’s a dangerous place to take a nap”. Made me giggle every time. My own kids typically give me a courtesy laugh now. They don’t appreciate the dad/mom joke nearly as much as I did... and still do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knicholz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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A man is sitting in the hospital with his newborn baby when his own father walks in.

Father: "So, how does it feel being a dad?"

Son: "It feels good. I'm a bit scared of course, but so excited at the same time. How does it feel being a grandfather?"

Father: "It feels pretty great. You've always been a good son and I've been patiently waiting for this special moment. There's something now that I have to give you."

The son watches curiously as his father pulls a large tome out of his backpack with exquisite text on the cover: 'The Big Book of Dad Jokes'.

Father: " For generations these sacred texts have been passed down through the patriarchs of our family. My father gave it to me when you were born and now, as a new father yourself, I bestow it to you. With this book you will have all the knowledge needed to become a truly great Dad."

Son: " Wow, Dad, this is amazing! Truly! I'm... I'm honored."

The father smiles as he extends his arm out to shake his son's hand and says,

"Nice to meet you, Honored. I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months and

In 2033, we will witness the rise of "Quaranteens"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user_is_name
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