18 Hilarious Functions Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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👤︎ u/EtoStui

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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Use the search function before sharing a joke, said the old Redditor.

You’ll avoid a riposte, and see how we’ve groan.

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👤︎ u/eruditeredditor

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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👤︎ u/veive

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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My wife can't function unless she visits the chiropractor...

I'm afraid she is addicted to crack.

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👤︎ u/FluffyBearHugs

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function

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👤︎ u/AMswag123

📅︎ Jun 05 2020

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What is autocorrect main function?

Edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/math-pro

📅︎ May 24 2020

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If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?

It stands for the gunction of x.

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👤︎ u/Lyreoz

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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I just watched a documentary about graphical functions, and was a little disappointed.

The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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My math teacher started telling a story in the middle of teaching us about trig functions

It was a pretty funny tangent, though

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👤︎ u/IHaveSacks

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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Why couldn’t the Parabolic function find a new girlfriend.

Her X always comes first and She doesn’t know y.

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👤︎ u/mh1093306

📅︎ May 26 2018

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What math function can’t keep still?

ADD

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69

📅︎ May 10 2018

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I was struggling with graphing trig functions today...

It made me feel a little sinusoidal

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👤︎ u/westover3

📅︎ Sep 16 2018

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My daughter's calculator didn't function anymore.

I told her to press F(x) to pay respect

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👤︎ u/MC_Kloppedie

📅︎ Nov 30 2017

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My Grandpa always pulls this one out at family functions.

Did you know I used to play hockey in high school?

Only back then we spelled it with two o's

Every. Year. We always laugh to indulge him, he loves it.

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👤︎ u/Vamanos_Minion

📅︎ Dec 17 2013

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Propeller Function

My dad was a pilot. His favorite joke was to ask if we knew the function of an airplane's propeller. After the usual crazy guesses about propulsion he would reveal that it was actually to keep the pilot cool ...

"Just turn it off and watch him start to sweat."

I miss him. ... Now I'm sad.

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👤︎ u/tallpapab

📅︎ Sep 18 2013

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