Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Verb, not adjective.
I'm an e-racer.
Then I started listening to full albums, and hardly ever left my room.
then i turned four.
It is a time consuming hobby.
What a massive lyre
Steel and Brass Tyson
Surf the web.
They were his hobbits.
Tel-e-vision
Seems like a vas improvement so far.
The urologist told me that I need to use an athletic supporter for 3 to 7 days following the procedure but he also said not to ejaculate for at least a week so what exactly am I supposed to do with this cheerleader in my basement?
Speaking of birth control, what's the difference between permanent female sterilization and a Russian bakery? Well, one's a tubal ligation, the other's a Ruble pie station.
My greatest regret in all this is that I can no longer dress up for Halloween as a pirate and carrying around a sign that says, "Ask me what I use to convey sperm from my testicle to my urethra," for the sake of replying, "A vas, matey!"
Look, these are hard to come up with and my nads are sore. Give me something to make the wife groan that sexy, "why did I marry you" groan that we all love.
I get texts like this often
My dad sends my whole family his mini movies
"Written, voice & Directed by me. Moon played your mother."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbvF-nX9YQ
What kind of underwear does Zeus wear?
..............Thunderwear!
What kind of underwear does a pirate wear?
.............plunderwear!
What kind of underwear does the NRA wear?
...............gunderwear!
What kind of underwear does a tyrannical leader wear?
............Attila the Hunderwear!
What kind of underwear does a Spanish person wear?
...............Juanderwear?
can you think of some more? :)
Wax off.
Now that I listen to the whole album, I never leave the house.
Then I started listening to whole albums, and I don’t have time for my other hobbies.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly leave the house.
Now that I listen to full albums, I rarely leave the house.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly leave the house.
