A list of puns related to "Fozzie Bear"
Wanka Wanka!
He went by the stage name “Wakka Wakka Flame”
Wocka-mole! 🥑
Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.
Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.
Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.
Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.
What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking
Chinese-Italian fusion.
How does he cook it?
With a wok, a wok-a!
Luke SkyWaka Waka
Black Panther.
Waka-waka-wakanda forever!
In a Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a
He preferred a waka waka waka!
Gwaka-wakamole.
Because of waca waca-mole
Oaxaca oaxaca oaxaca.
Waka-guacamole.
Mil woka woka waukee
You get repossessed…
Edit: Credit: Fozzie Bear - Muppets Haunted Mansion
Because he was tired of people talking behind his back.
(courtesy of Fozzie Bear, according to Kumail Nanjiani)
When he’s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, “I don’t think I do...” and vanished from existence.
To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartes’ theory “I think, therefore I am.” But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.
<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>
... I’ll show myself out.
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