Did you hear? Fozzie Bear from the muppets just bought a chocolate factory.

Wanka Wanka!

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Did you know Fozzie Bear had a rap career?

He went by the stage name โ€œWakka Wakka Flameโ€

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What is Fozzie Bearโ€™s favorite Mexican food?

Wocka-mole! ๐Ÿฅ‘

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Fozzie the Bear tells the ultimate dad jokes.
  1. Did I tell you the one about the man with the light bulb in his nose? He was lightheaded.

  2. Why are fish so smart? 'Cause they swim in schools.

  3. Why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog.

  4. Fozzie: There was this sailor that was SO fat Sailor: How fat was he? Fozzie: He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.

  5. Why do movie stars have lots of fans?Because their hot.

  6. What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in your mother's shoes? You get a spanking

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What is Fozzie Bear's favorite cuisine?

Chinese-Italian fusion.

How does he cook it?

With a wok, a wok-a!

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Who is Fozzie Bear's favorite Star Wars character?

Luke SkyWaka Waka

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Which Marvel superhero is Fozzy Bear's favorite?

Black Panther.

Waka-waka-wakanda forever!

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How does Fozzy the Bear cook his food?

In a Wok-a Wok-a Wok-a

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Why didnโ€™t Fozzy Bear go for a run?

He preferred a waka waka waka!

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What is Fozzie Bear's favorite thing to order at a Mexican restaurant?

Gwaka-wakamole.

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Why does Fozzy bear like avocados so much?

Because of waca waca-mole

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What is Fozzy Bear's favorite cheese?

Oaxaca oaxaca oaxaca.

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What's Fozzie Bear's favourite snack?

Waka-guacamole.

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What is Fozzie Bear's favorite city?

Mil woka woka waukee

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What happens if you donโ€™t pay your exorcism bill?

You get repossessedโ€ฆ

Edit: Credit: Fozzie Bear - Muppets Haunted Mansion

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Why did the taxi driver quit his job?

Because he was tired of people talking behind his back.

(courtesy of Fozzie Bear, according to Kumail Nanjiani)

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A horse enters a bar and orders a drink.

When heโ€™s finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, โ€œI donโ€™t think I do...โ€ and vanished from existence.

To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartesโ€™ theory โ€œI think, therefore I am.โ€ But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.

<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>

... Iโ€™ll show myself out.

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