Why did all the windows and doors almost end up in big trouble?

Because they had been framed. In the end, though, it was the floor that was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuddenSasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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My 11 year old told me this last night. β€œHey did I tell you my construction joke??!?”

I’m still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellyflop2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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I was trying to make a construction joke

I just couldn’t build up to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsoy_sauce
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Did you hear about the eating competition held for carpenters?

It was nail-biting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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Water and Mud once took each other to court.

They settled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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A person was accused of burying someone in cement

but there was no concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisboishere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My son: Dad, what's the hardest thing you've ever done in your life?

Me: I poured some concrete once.

Son: Was that really hard?

Me: It is now.

(This took place at lunch earlier today. Was followed by groans all around.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havesomemorepie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?

Because she had a make-up exam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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What did the construction worker do after he moved to a new city?

He built himself a new life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Norskey
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2013
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How do epileptics make the most of life?

Seize the day!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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Wanna hear a joke about construction?

... im still working on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/festivalheadmmsk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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You wanna hear a joke about construction

Nevermind I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julius1506
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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