Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny

I guess I'm header-row-sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REAL_Neoliberal
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PSA: Make sure your posts are properly formatted

because it's hard to see the joke when there's no pun indented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaike
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
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Son: When geese fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Dad: Probably because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
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What is Robin's favorite file format?

json Todd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galgal628
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Why don't owls fly in a V formation?

Because if they did they'd be vowels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmememan
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Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...

....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMiller517
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Old pun, new format.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Late-Humor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Knot finished with this format yet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extrahub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Used a meme format to make a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Withered_core
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My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.

Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?

Me: the same as mommies, I think

Daughter: her middle name is just i think?

I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podolot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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3 unwriten rules of life..
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burned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
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Best thing about these meme format is we get to repost jokes we’ve heard our entire lives
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imitaisskii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mfalme7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Bringing back the old formats
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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New & creative way of using this meme format
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikolo124
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Ducks in Formation

Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.

Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"

Son: "No, why?"

Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."

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The Irony Of It

https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ford456fgfd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why are silver haired characters so badass?

Because they are β€œAg”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ifrad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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This Meme format arouses me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrum7000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Saw the craziest rock formation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redwards2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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I wasn't able to carry my case.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HariyaManawari
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I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation

The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezreel62
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Is this format dead yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Exitiummmm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My wife is into geology and rock formations.

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonestarFW
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I just typed up a strongly worded complaint using paragraph formatting tools ...

It was entirely justified!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Idk how to format
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustaTacoTree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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What's your idea for a perfect date?

MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A piece of rope walks in to a bar

Rope: One beer, please.

Bartender: We don’t serve rope here.

Rope:walks outside and thinks

Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair

Rope:walks back in to the bar

Rope: One beer, please.

Bartender: Aren’t you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, I’m a frayed knot.

Edit: Formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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If someone doesn't like the Gru format, is it a Despicable meme?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spugg0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.

Me: Sure coach. Information about what?

Coach: You’re cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.

It wasn’t justified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.

.....sorry for formatting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
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What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?

Punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nigatoni27
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Son: what was the first dad joke in history?

Dad: probably I’mroglyphics

Son: I’mroglyphics?

Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jncummins86
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Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.

But they have one downside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesearejazzhands
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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Because there's more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wc93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
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Have you ever noticed

That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?

.

There are more geese in that line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jump-blues-5678
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Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?

because there's more geese on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BridgetTheBee
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