A list of puns related to "Formatted text"
Basically, how do I avoid spoiling the joke? Do I have to put some kind of page break before I type the answer?
He would always drop the bass!
P.s. Joke only works in text format.
So i was ask to post it here from a post in /r/screenshots/ , so i thought i'd add a story to it:
So, my father had asked me to make him a little sign up website, basic HTML format, that he could then copy and paste into a wordpress site that his Go-kart association uses. I made it, put it into a zip file, and e-mail him. I sent him a text to check his e-mail and how to use it. His response was this:
http://imgur.com/gallery/IG7mqVs
So mom and dad have my wife and my kid along with my sister's kid out whale watching and sent us a photo of orcas they saw. This followed...
Me: killer view!
Siss: killer view!
Me: are you thinking the same as me OR CAn you not think of anything unique and are copying me on porpoise
Me: I mean Iβm having a whale of a time
Me: Did you FINish?
Me: Does your boat have a motor anD/OR SAIL?
Mom (probably dad's joke tho): You are on a roll
Me: Not sure I have many lines left actually
Me: Actually Iβm beginning to waver on that statement
Me: Though it seems siss has bowed out of the conversation.
Me: Maybe sheβll come up with something after Iβm done
Me: have you guys SEAn (sic) anything other than orcas?
Mom: Humpback
Me: good day for that!
Wife: Very cool!
Me: Definitely looks chilly
Wife: 20 texts... Wow
Me: Definitely an imPORTant thread to watch
Me: like how i cap-size my text to make the joke obvious?
Me: sissβ silence is fishy tho
Mom: You definitely LANDed them
Me: They just come to me and I let em sail
Me: To admit some are a bit ridockulous
Me: Which can make them tough to catch
Me: but Iβll keep tossing them out there anyway for the few that land
Me: I think we lost the point of the conversation though
Me: Let's coral it back
Me: I'm being far too shellfish by uslurping it like this
Me: But Siss did have the gull to keep repeating me
Me: Buoy that one was bad
edit: formatting
I was texting my dad about using some left over coolant for my car since it's a specific type. This was our exchange.
Me: Cool if I come by after work?
Dad: That's coolant
EDIT: Formatting, submitted it from my phone originally.
Classic dad move: Boyfriend's dad left a (phone) message to make sure we got his email.
BF text: Got voicemail. We'll call later. We're househunting, wish us luck.
Dad: need a good rifle, LOL --Dad
He signs all his texts.
edit: formatting
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