Plain text Puns

A list of puns related to "Plain text"

Wife texted me as she was boarding a plane, irritated that there was no wifi or TV screens as it was one of their "classic planes"

So I texted back: "Looks like you boarded the air-PLAIN.."

She didn't text me again.

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👤︎ u/WhersMyFuckngJetPack
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Why do aircraft manuals have pictures in them?

So they arent just plain text.

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👤︎ u/trippingrainbow
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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I knew it was coming the second I hit 'send'...

My Mom is big into birds and my folks have a friend who works in our local (small town) air control tower that let them come up from time to time to search for Snowy Owls (apparently they like the open plains that an airport provides). Anyways this is the text exchange between me and my dad:

Dad: (pic of mom with binoculars looking out the control tower)

Me: great pic! Seeing anything?

Dad: airplanes

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👤︎ u/the_seed
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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