Dad foils my brother's attempts to sound tough
Brother: I'm just heading to hang out with my homeboys.
Dad: Yeah, they call themselves the homeboys because they're always home in time for dinner.
If you eat aluminum foil…
What do you get when you put aluminum foil in the microwave?
What's the difference between Aluminum Man and Iron Man?
Iron Man stops the villain while Aluminum Man foils their plans.
I constantly have to remind my 12 year old boy not to eat aluminum foil.
I tell him son, that'll make you sheet metal.
Does anyone know any good sword fighting puns. I'm trying to think of some words..
that have a duel meaning..
It seems you have been...FOILED again.
My girlfriend gave me a baking sheet and said "foil this for me."
I took it, saying "your evil plans are over, sheet."
What's a vegans favorite body part to eat?
What do you get when you boil a funny bone?
Why does Ryan Reynolds always get tinfoil after filming a movie?
Because it's a Reynolds Wrap...
I had a company install invisible fencing for my dog.
Now I keep hearing mysterious swooshing sounds and voices saying “touché.”
[Story] My girlfriend and I were cooking dinner last night…
I tried to close a cupboard, but there was a roll of tinfoil blocking the door from closing. I had her turn around, demonstrated the difficulty I was having, and said “ah, foiled again!”.
You know why you’re not supposed to eat tin foil?
Because you’ll sheet metal
I feel bad for the runner up in fencing.
Their dreams of winning gold were foiled.
This superhero sheets metal
A man walks into a phycologist’s office wrapped in Saran Wrap.
The doctor says, “Clearly, I can see your nuts.”
Did you hear? An attempted murder was foiled due to the assailant's severe grain allergy.
The killer was found, dead to rice.
This tin foil rose my wife made me for our 10 year “tin” anniversary.
When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,
How did the two binomials defeat the trinomial?
What's the difference between a saboteur and a kite designer?
One foils plans, the other plans foils.
Why is aluminium man better than iron man?
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man fights villains, Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
What happens if you eat aluminum foil?
What’s the difference between iron man and aluminum man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, aluminum man foils their plans.
What's the difference between Iron man and aluminum man?
Iron man stops the criminals! Aluminum man just foils their plans.
What happens when you eat foil?
What’s happens when you eat aluminum foil?….
What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man foils their plans.
"Son, do you know the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?" After thinking a minute, he asked, "No dad, what?" Smiling, I responded, "Iron Man stops the bad guys but..."
"Aluminum Man just foils their plans!"
What is the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron man stops criminals. Aluminum man just foils their plans.
What happens when you eat tin foil?
What's the difference between Iron Man & Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guy, Aluminum Man foils their plans.
What's the difference between iron man and aluminum man?
Iron man stops the bad guys but aluminum man just foils their plans.
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
What happens when you eat Aluminium foil?
What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys, Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
>:D
What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
What happens when you eat aluminum foil?
What happens when you eat a roll of aluminum foil?
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